Hello folks:想要用英文展現一下你的幽默感, 但卻苦無機會嗎? 下面的資料都是我從網路上找來的(原作者不要打我!), 提供大家很好的題材..
| How Come A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. |
| How Come A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. |
| How Come A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. |
| How Come To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot. And not try to understand her at all. |
| How Come Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die. |
| How Come Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing. |
| How Come Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. |
| How Come A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does. |
| How Come A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. |
| How Come There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman, before marriage and after marriage. |
| How Come If a man talks dirty to a woman it's sexual harassment If a woman talks dirty to a man it's nine dollars a minute |
p.s How Come 就是: 為什麼會這樣呢??
小笨霖 Nov. 9